When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. when life gives you crap you make fertilizer, but when life gives you penis you ask someone else to make you a sandwich, amirite?

+155 When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. when life gives you crap you make fertilizer, but when life gives you penis you ask someone else to make you a sandwich, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or balls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

W-..... Why-....... Why would you want a penis sandwich?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tastes good? I don't know. clever observation

by Anonymous 13 years ago