+354 There is so many "Imagine the first person to..." jokes. Yes, it'd be scary to be the first to sneeze, cough, throw-up, poop, fart, burp, cry, or any random shit for the first time. The jokes over, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ustillneedtolearnspacebarandpropergrammar?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uneedtolearntopracticewhatyoupreach

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uneedtolearnsarcasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well duh. Which is why I replied with what I said..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

UneedtolearntoletlittlethingsGO.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ObviouslysodoYOU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Double post I know but There are* and joke's*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In before this post became another of jmayrod's POTDs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Inb4, learn your memes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First person to masturbate must have been lonely

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you think about it, random shit (in the literal sense) would be scary for anyone, not only the first person... :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha toché

by Anonymous 13 years ago