+509 The five stages of making a sandwich- Denial: "We can't be out of cheese, we bought some yesterday!" Anger: "OH MY GOD, WHO ATE THE CHEESE!" Bargaining: "Dear God, if you give me cheese, I'll tell everyone this story, and they'll HAVE to believe in you!" Depression: "No cheese. No God." Acceptance: "Oh well. MUM, can you buy some more cheese?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank God that didn't happen to me. Yay cheese

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol no cheese no god

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude you're username is grilled cheesus? Thats funny :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't this the same order as the giraffe in the robot chicken skit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Giraffe? Robot chicken? Whaa-? I got some of it from somewhere else, but I have NO idea what you're talking about...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Z3lmidmrY&feature=relmfu

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the common order http://www.memorialhospital.org/library/general/stress-the-3.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"No cheese. No God." Funniest thing I've heard all day. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dare say there are fewer stages if you actually have cheese.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Undoubtedly :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago