I actually read this in the Spanish robot toy thingy's voice....
by Anonymous13 years ago
-You didn't get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly!
-Good luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean girls are just guys without... Just do good.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What episode was that?? I dont remember. :/
by Anonymous13 years ago
From the episode where they are making salsa and Megan gets the TV.
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"Remember, you didn't get in trouble because you lied..." "I know, I got in trouble because I lied badly. Sing a new song, would ya?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I LOVE DRAKE AND JOSH! I just read the start of this and I was like...OMG!!! That was the funniest show ever! Still like my favorite!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Looks like we're posting quotes:
"You callin me a liar?"
"well I ain't callin you a truther!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Drake and Josh ftw
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JOSHAKAZAM!!!
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Pip Pip dadoodly doo!
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"You mean Drake and Josh just MADE UP 'Pip pip dadoodly doo'!?""You have every right to be disapointed."
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"Go get me a snow con!" "It's CONE." "Whatever."
"That dog just tried to snack on my face!"
"I repeat words for emphasis. EMPHASIS!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, and also: "Joshie, why put meatballs in the salad?" "Why NOT put meatballs in the salad?"
"Eighth planet from the sun!" "They have eight now?"
"I SAW MERCURY, THEN VENUS, I SAW THE EARTH, THEN MARS, I SAW JUPITER, THEN SATURN, URANUS, NEPTUNE..."
"So I just kept on applying the ointment...and eventually the rash went away."
"Did you do something to my brownies?" "Oh yeah, Josh, I LIVE to sabotage baked goods."
"I hate you." "...I know."
"I hate teenagers." "Oh yeah, we're the worst."
"Do you know what it's like to go two weeks without girls?" "...Yes...yes, I do." "Oh, right. Sorry."
"And the most important thing is to be yourself." "...Unless you're Josh."
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"Did you just stun me?!"
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"What's a Gamesphere?"
"Only the most sophisticating gaming experience ever created by humans! And...it's spherical. SPHERICAL!!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Reading these comments reminds me how HILARIOUS this show was!
by Anonymous13 years ago
"COME ON DORA! You have the map! Not me! You call yourself an explora!"
"I imagine that each stain is my father... THIS IS FOR SENDING ME TO FAT CAMP!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Also:"Package for Josh Nichols"
*takes package* "Have a nice day!"
"Don't tell me what to do.
"Great idea, because when I see a squirrel, the first hting I do is check its tail for messages!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I love Drake and Josh!
by Anonymous13 years ago
NO WAY! that show i s so stupid to all of u nerds who think its cool. said under her breath "IDIOTS!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Don't hit that boy with a banana!"
"It was on my word of the day calender... THAT I STOLE!!!"
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"I've seen your birthmark, Drake. It does not look like a giraffe raking leaves!"
"Oh, Walter..."
Josh: "Why was your bucket on top of our door?"
Megan: "Why was your door under my bucket?"
"Nah! See, my name is Antoine!"
"I hate being number two. Number two stinks!"
"Hehe, number two stinks..."
"GROW UP!"
"I'm Eric!"
Drake: "There's a fridge on you."
Josh: "Yeah...It was supposed to be a sandwich..."
Drake: "Dude, you're wearing a woman's shirt!"
Gary: "It's called a blouse!"
"I see...a radio plummeting to Earth!"
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"Really, you're not a smart boy!"
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"You want a mouth full of fist?!""You want a butt full of foot?!"
Josh: "I don't know Drake, all this cheating makes me feel...dirty"
Drake: "Well, take a bath when you get home."
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