There is that one commercial that we all have memorized and we pull it out of our heads at the strangest, yet best of times, amirite?

+202 There is that one commercial that we all have memorized and we pull it out of our heads at the strangest, yet best of times, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

"They say a man should always dress, for the job he wants, so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? Its all because some hacker stole my identity, now I'm in here every evenin sellin chowder and iced tea should've gone to FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts."

by Anonymous 14 years ago