They really beefed up Smokey the Bear over the past few years. He's gone from a cute little bear's "Help us to prevent wildfires" to a nine-foot giant bear's "Put out that fire or I'll fuck you up", amirite?

+451 They really beefed up Smokey the Bear over the past few years. He's gone from a cute little bear's "Help us to prevent wildfires" to a nine-foot giant bear's "Put out that fire or I'll fuck you up", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my god you mean something aged? What a shocking discovery! HEY EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW THINGS AGE?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kinda like how all other animated characters age?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard that bears can smell the menstruation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A real bear can smell mostly everything for miles.

by Anonymous 7 years ago

and then his menacing finger point... "DO YOU WANT ME TO JAB THIS IN YOUR BUTTOCKS?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must live someplace very nasty.

by Anonymous 7 years ago