+343 The first person to come up with a truly funny version of the 'Why did the chicken cross the road' joke will be a genius, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was still on the rednecks dick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU, sir, are brilliant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why did the chicken cross the road? To beat up the guy who was telling chicken jokes :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He was going to kfc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cause KFC was trying to inject it with steroids

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to The Other Side. the chicken is suicidal and hopes a car will hit him. He wants to get to The Other Side, as in the land of the dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did the baby baby cross the road? Cause it was still chanined to my bumper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" I dream of a world where chickens can cross the roads unridiculed and without having there actions questioned!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE HIS HOUSE WAS BOMBED BY THE RUSSIANS! Leave him alone! He's only a chicken! How would it feel to spend your whole life aiming for a better future only to have it destroyed and all of it is gone because a bigger country has money and needs land? He needs support and he has barely any allies! Leave that chicken alone!!! ... Sorry, not chicken, Chechen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To run away from KFC

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cuz he was fucking a squirrel

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? TO GET TO TGE SAME SIDE! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The chicken was a fucking jew, and jews think they can do whatever they want

by Anonymous 13 years ago