A woman who works the streets, steals your money and pretends to have sex with you is called a con-stitute. amirite?

+148 A woman who works the streets, steals your money and pretends to have sex with you is called a con-stitute. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And what would you call that? Constitution...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLOL i guess you would

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't believe there are any women that do this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There are, and you also have the girls you just meet in the bar, you buy a couple of drinks, they go home with you for sex and when you're satisfied and asleep, they'll steal your money and leave. Ofcourse, I don't have personal experience with either of these ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But how does one "pretend to have sex with you"?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're right, unless you're really drunk, then she can just sit on your belly pretending you're inside her..?

by Anonymous 11 years ago