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It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom*.

Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Eat mop.

Eat mop who?

No I will not eat your poo!

Maybe it's just my immaturity but this one made me laugh pretty hard x)

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Chapstick Chapstick

In response to “Knock knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop...

I came on here to write that one!!!!!!!! :(
Hahaha great minds think alike!
All time greatest one!

+88 Reply

Jettski Jettski

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The police. Your family died.

My dad told me that one and he thought it was hilarious lmao. I think its an anti-joke.

+49495 Reply

Idling_Rocket_Ship Idling_Rocket_Ship

In response to “Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your...

Instead of "the police..." I go with "The Gestapo." :D

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duckshirt duckshirt

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom*.

Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar

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bro

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interru-
MOO.

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ErialcYecats ErialcYecats

In response to “Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting...

(ErialcYecats):knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doc- YOU HAVE AIDS!!
That was on amirite one time... I thought it was funny.

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Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

In response to “Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dyslexic cow.

Dyslexic cow-

OOM.

+13131 Reply

OvergrownTurkey OvergrownTurkey

knock knock. now you say who's there
who's there?
control freak. now you say control freak who...

hahaha xD i really like this one and the to whom one

+353616 Reply

Savage96

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Am I the only one that heard an owl?

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Natty_Dubbs Natty_Dubbs

In response to “Knock Knock Who's there? Who. Who who? Am...

****, your sense of humor is worse than getting blown by a chick with braces who tried swallowing nails for breakfast

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Poster

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
=D

+2932310 Reply

fifthfogel

*This is a joke to an orphan -

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Not your parents!

+373928 Reply

LizzyTheLizardd LizzyTheLizardd

In response to “*This is a joke to an orphan - Knock...

I feel terrible for laughing at that one.

+19192 Reply

Palindromes_Are_Fun Palindromes_Are_Fun

Knock Knock

Who's there?

You Know.

You Know Who?

Avada Kedavra.

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rapemasterflex rapemasterflex

In response to “Knock Knock Who's there? You Know. You...

This is probably my favorite joke ever.

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Anonymous

In response to “Knock Knock Who's there? You Know. You...

You are an amazing person. This is brilliant. :D

+22 Reply

NotSoTypical NotSoTypical

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodel!

+293237 Reply

stoneonthewater

"knock knock" "who's there" "gestapo" "gestapo who?" *slap* "VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS!"

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Richtofen Richtofen

In response to “"knock knock" "who's there"...

First I goggled it, then I lol'd.

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Hey_There Hey_There

In response to “First I goggled it, then I lol'd.

*googled it

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Hey_There Hey_There

I also have a really cheesy one for music fans:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
SHIZAMM!! Band reference.
Weak, I know... Don't judge.

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Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Pedobear.

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eldorito

In response to “Knock knock Who's there? Little Boy...


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Rape
Rape who?
Rape You.

thats inappropriate... i know. Just had to say it.

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Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

If you hate knock knock jokes,

"Knock Knock!"

"Come in!"

+11 Reply

Elmo7

In response to “come in who? (hello)

They're suppose to say who's there

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Elmo7

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Nobody."

"Nobody who?"

*silence*

+99 Reply

IceColdFun IceColdFun

In response to “"Knock, knock" "Who's...

The Pursuit of Happyness... Little 8-year-old Jaden Smith, twas cute!

+33 Reply

OvergrownTurkey OvergrownTurkey

You: Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?

Them: Sure.

You: Okay. You start.

Them: Knock, knock.

You: Who's there?

Them: uh....

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