+515 Daoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Buddhism: When this shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Catholics: if shit happens, I guess I deserved it. Atheist: There is no shit going on. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, shit’s happening on your door-step, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

INB4 overly-sensitive person complains and a huge arguement about religion starts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, haha. The category is in "Jokes" so therefore, any future arguments will be looked down upon, discouraged, and highly unwelcomed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Confused about the Islam one a little.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If anyone wants some more: http://thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

huh, I didn't know it was on there... kind of makes me feel unoriginal... haha some of those are pretty funny, though, I like the episcopal and AAA best.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmm...r u sure about the atheist part?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, now that I look back on it, I could have worded it a little differently... but that's how my dad always said the joke, so I didn't think much of it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jehovah's witnesses aren't all door-to-door preachers. Only a small percent of them are. I hate that that's all people think of when they hear it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1092968 (Chapstick): INB4 overly-sensitive person complains and a huge arguement about religion starts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe you are misinformed. All Jehovah's Witnesses are supposed to go in the ministry, but a few choose not to. The majority do though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that really your view of Islam?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always liked the Existential one. "What is shit, anyway?" I've seen these, but I do prefer the Cow Theory of Economics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You_have_two_cows Click on all the links in the box, they have a Cow Theory of almost everything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Samuel L. Jackson Analysis You are tired of these Motherfucking Cows on this Motherfucking Farm. Amazing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm responding to myself with more amazingness from this link of Cow Theory. Saturday Night Live You have two cows. They need more cowbell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh i remember that skit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol creationism Evolution (2) You have proof of two cows. Many people reject this evidence because they say that the two cows are a hoax. When asked for proof that the two cows don't exist, they give none and complain that the people who believe that the two cows DO exist don't have any evidence and that they are going to their imaginary pain world. They also say that a giant omnipotent cow created them, and their proof is a small book. People ask what makes the book true, and they answer that it was written in the same book that it was true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agnostics: I don't care about shit. ..jk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plumbers: that's a load of shit. Baptists: everyone else is shit! Dung beetles: I DONT GIVE A SHIT! Srsly I'm hungry. Charlie sheen: I am the shit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand most of these but can someone please explain the Islam one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the stereotypical view of an Islam extremist. Most of these are stereotypical, and of extremist views, so there's no need to get upset, just enjoy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooo duh lol I should've known that... Hahah yea I learned not to take anything offensively on this site. Thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Islam should be let's blow this shit up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 complaint about originality of this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this post simply for the variety of clever examples

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a poster with sayings about shit happening.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got one for my friend for her birthday, she loves it haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is no representation of Pastafarians. I am offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shit happens, and if you can't prove that beyond a doubt, you can't prove that dkjfadskjds doesn't happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spaghetti happens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i mean no offense to anyone, but i laughed so hard at the jehovah's witness one :) and i'm very confused about the islam one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stereotype of Islam: violent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha trust me, i'm muslim and i'm the most calm and non-violent person you'll ever meet. i don't get why people think all muslims are violent and bomb-crazy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

9/11, which is one event that happened almost 10 years ago by less than 1% of Muslims

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well Nazis are even a smaller part of the German population today and that was 55 years ago and its still important.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't get the Judaism one at first, but I think it's about the stereotype that we like to complain? Is that correct? I actually found this very funny, by the way. Not meaning to confront you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's because of the stereotype that Jews complain a lot, and also because of the persecuation throughout history of Jews.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a shirt with these and more on it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a shirt with these and more on it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about the Pagans?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(I_Hate_Underscores):valentines day is just shit? I don't know... That's all I've got...pretty weak, I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rastafarians: let's smoke this shit. I don't know if I spelled rastafarian right :l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agnostic: Is shit really happening?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you bet it is. SHIT'S GOIN DOWN, BITCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago