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Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?

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The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O three" and spontaneously combusts. The fourth guy says, "I'll just have some H20" and then his pee is clear. The fifth guy says, "I'll have some h2O too" and then has beautiful hair. Later, due to safety and health regulations, the bar shuts down due to the large number of dangerous chemicals they serve. They later convert into a hair salon.

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Very clever.

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Iwannafingeryou Iwannafingeryou

Understanding this makes me feel all smart. Thank you!

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CastleSkyles CastleSkyles

Explain?

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Anonymous

In response to “Explain?

The 2nd man got H20 "too," or H2O2, which is Hydrogen Peroxide, which kills people when drinken.

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Dwight Dwight

In response to “The 2nd man got H20 "too," or H2O2...

*Drunk.

Sorry, had to do it

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past participle nazi

In response to “*Drunk. Sorry, had to do it

(past participle nazi): Thats embaressingness

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Dwight Dwight

In response to “(past participle nazi): Thats embaressingness

Pointing this out too, instead of Thats it's That's. I also don't believe embaressingness is a word.

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Anonymous

In response to “Pointing this out too, instead of Thats it's...

Are you sure embarrassingness isn't a word?

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Juliaface

In response to “Are you sure embarrassingness isn't a word?

"Embarrassingness" is NOT a word. What you meant to say is "That's embarrassing!"

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Anonymous

In response to “"Embarrassingness" is NOT a word...

Are you sure?

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Juliaface

In response to “Are you sure?

Yes. I am HIV Positive.

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benjaminwestin benjaminwestin

In response to “Explain?

This is so freaking hilarious and clever!!!!:)

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Anonymous

Oh man that was some good comedy right there. I **** love chemistry jokes.

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rapemasterflex rapemasterflex

*snorts and pushes up glasses*

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jennie528491

A guy walks into a bar and orders CO. The next guy orders CO too. They both die.

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Anonymous

In response to “A guy walks into a bar and orders CO. The...

Carbon dioxide isn't toxic.

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Anonymous

In response to “Carbon dioxide isn't toxic.

In copious amounts it is

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xxirishwristwatchxx

In response to “In copious amounts it is

That's true for pretty much any chemical.

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Anonymous

In response to “Carbon dioxide isn't toxic.

right. There's CO2 in many drinks.

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CastleSkyles CastleSkyles

In response to “Carbon dioxide isn't toxic.

CO is carbon monoxide. which is extremely extremely toxic, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_monoxide first line sir

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The_Enigma The_Enigma

In response to “CO is carbon monoxide. which is extremely...

True, but Anon said carbon DIoxide (which would be CO too = CO2)

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Roxie Roxie OP

In response to “True, but Anon said carbon DIoxide (which...

Yes, but he stated that they both died even the one who ordered CO too not just the CO guy. I just got out of chemistry i know my stuff ;)

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The_Enigma The_Enigma

In response to “Yes, but he stated that they both died even...

Congratulations, but I meant the anon that said that "carbon dioxide isn't toxic". They weren't refuting that CO is toxic.

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Roxie Roxie OP

In response to “Congratulations, but I meant the anon that...

If I were you, i'd just punch him in the face...

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Babytard Babytard

In response to “Carbon dioxide isn't toxic.

CO is carbon monoxide, not carbon dioxide...jesus...

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Anonymous

In response to “A guy walks into a bar and orders CO. The...

But why would someone want to order carbon dioxide in the first place?

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Iamrightfosho Iamrightfosho

The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O three" and spontaneously combusts. The fourth guy says, "I'll just have some H20" and then his pee is clear. The fifth guy says, "I'll have some h2O too" and then has beautiful hair. Later, due to safety and health regulations, the bar shuts down due to the large number of dangerous chemicals they serve. They later convert into a hair salon.

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pie pie

In response to “The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O...

Holy crap, that was great!

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Sun Sun

In response to “The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O...

I don't get the part after H2O three....

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Anonymous

In response to “I don't get the part after H2O three....

H203 is Trioxidane

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Anonymous

In response to “I don't get the part after H2O three....

Me neither...
the fourth guy is just getting water, and the fifth is getting hydrogen peroxide, so he should die, whats with the beautifal hair???
Still, it's halarious...

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Anonymous

In response to “The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O...

lol, worthy of its own post!

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BobTheLog BobTheLog

In response to “The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O...

That's HALARIOUS. i love it. there's a comic version of the original joke i found online...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SQ_ky...rip-h-too.jpeg
By the way, it took me a few seconds to get it the first time, but afterwards i was like "duh"!

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Anonymous

This will be POTD!

Chemistry jokes are awesome.. lol. I love it!

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Richard Richard

Hehe...chemistry jokes.
*pushes glasses up nose*

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SchizophrenicFlowers SchizophrenicFlowers

Billy was a chemist's son, but Billy is no more; what he thought was H20 was H2S04! Hey!

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Anonymous

In response to “Billy was a chemist's son, but Billy is no...

I am so mad that I posted this anonymously..

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ImInAJar ImInAJar

In response to “Billy was a chemist's son, but Billy is no...

Billy's dad must have been a careless chemist, who leaves sulfuric acid in an unmarked container that could be mistaken as water?

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chichichichia chichichichia

Potential potd :D

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Raiden Raiden

i love gardening

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Hipster Hipster

HOLY CRAP I GET IT! I love understanding nerdy jokes :D

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I_Predict_A_Riot I_Predict_A_Riot

I just assumed he died because he died. Grade 7 education for you.. :D

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Sillik Sillik

Very clever :]

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KickAss KickAss

i felt dumb because i didn't get that :( but now I feel smart because if I see that joke again I will understand it!

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Anonymous

In response to “i felt dumb because i didn't get that :( but...

Sure u dint scroll down and saw the answer?

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Jing

OR the second guy asks for some manganese oxide, adds it to his drink, waits for a bit, drinks it and is fine

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Anonymous

You would actually have to drink a decent amount of hydrogen peroxide in order to die. It probably wouldn't really actually be a problem and just turn into hydrogen gas and water. Which is pretty harmless.

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Anonymous

not many comments on potd

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pie pie

In response to “not many comments on potd

that's because this isn't/wasn't a potd

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Roxie Roxie OP

In response to “that's because this isn't/wasn't a potd

No, I'm going to get, like, -1000000 seconds.
It will be potd, though. It was great and very original.

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pie pie

In response to “No, I'm going to get, like, -1000000...

Thanks :)

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Roxie Roxie OP

apparantly thirty three people haven't taken basic chemistry yet .

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FroggyForeverrr

In response to “apparantly thirty three people haven't taken...

This isn't YouTube.

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Anonymous

In response to “This isn't YouTube.

whaaat ? i dont get it

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Anonymous

hahahaha **** hilariousss!!!!

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Anonymous

I guess that now I understand why I was never that good at chem... :

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Crouchez Crouchez

...

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Anonymous

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK how did someone post this before me.

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Emperorerror Emperorerror

Guy walks into a bar and says EY YOU, GIMMIE THAT.

LOLOLOLOL AU GOLD LOLKOLOKLOJGKDHKFBNSD

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Anonymous

This guy says to the bar tender , I will have some H2O too but give me the night rate for happy hour and the homeland security arrests him

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