+553 Whenever a character in one of Shakespeare's plays dies, they seem to feel this need to state that they are dying, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel nerdy for knowing the reason behind this, but I'm not going to spoil the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"He has killed me, mother!" (Or something to that effect).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have no qualms about spoiling a post. Shakespeare's writing style was to have his characters describe exactly what was happening to them in the moment. This made it a bit more obvious to the uneducated peasant in the audience what exactly was going on in the play.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention it saved time. Why waste time giving stage directions when you can say the stage directions?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"O, I am slain!" is by far my favourite dying quote, and if I ever get murdered I am definitely going to end with that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

After we read Romeo and Juliet we watched the 1968 version of the movie. I found it hilarious that Mercutio danced and ranted for 3 minutes before FINALLY dying. Paris's "O, I am slain," quote was funny too. It's like "No shit."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought is was really funny that he made it all into a joke until he realized he was actually dying. At first he was like "Hey, lemme dance around and gain sympathy" but then he was like "I HOPE BOTH YOUR HOUSEHOLDS DIE, YOU BASTARDS" Moods swings?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SO MANY REGRETS I'M DEAD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AVPM?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ofc!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't Shakespeare, but Godspell actually has Jesus sing, "Oh God, I'm dead." I got yelled at for giggling when we first learned the Finale.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o untimely death

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand the reason behind it, but it doesn't make it less funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Polonius: "I am slain."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A plague a both your houses!

by Anonymous 13 years ago