+680 Cool thing to do: Read the ingredients of something a friend is eating then stop midway and ask something like "What is Ar-se-nic? Did i say it right?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let me science you! Arsenic is chemical element 33 on the periodic table. Its symbol is As. Its atomic number is 33 and its atomic mass is 74.02. It is in the pnictogen group on the periodic table.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was getting ready to be like 'sooo?' but then im like 'OMFG its Bill Nye! i cant disrespect!'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol "let me science you!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of Arsenic and Old Lace. LOVE THAT MOVIE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The teachers at our school did that as the faculty play. It was hilarious, but they changed the lines a little

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed! "I'm not a Brewster, I'm a bastard!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I came up with this while eating McDonald's. Not really relevant, but it's open to interpretations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're reading off a McDonald's ingredients list, you don't even have to make up something disgusting

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So maybe it was my subconscious crying for help.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What can that passes the FDA has arsenic in it? Im just sayin..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's the point

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my friends wouldn't get it. they'd be like "LOL WUUUT IDK IS THAT BAD?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it either o.o EXPLAIN PLEASE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

arsenic=poison. so if you like pretended that arsenic was an ingredient on their food, and they knew what arsenic is, it would freak them out :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol thanks :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friends wouldn't believe me, they know I read too many murder mysteries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago