Did you know that chocolate is made from cacao beans? SCIENCE RULES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, I did know that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Childhood obesity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Judy Goldburg gave 6 cents to Benny, who had 8 cents already. How much does Benny have now? Judy is Jewish! She wouldn't give away 6 cents

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if Judy weren't a Jew... Benny still wouldn't be able to buy anything with that... better keep begging, Benny boy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"If Josh had six bottles in one hand and five in his other hand, what does Josh have?" a drinking problem?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

probably a stomach ache instead of diabetes :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actual problem I had in 2nd grade: "George's mum gave him 20 1 dollar bills and told him to go to the butcher's to buy 2 kg of beef, 500gr being 3 dollars. What does he have after?" an expensive butcher and an inresponsible mother

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I first read that as beer...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao me too. I was just thinking "why the hell would a butcher sell beer..?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And why is he selling it to a kid lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That mother is so inresponsible!!! And why the one dollar bills? Why no 20?!?! Hehehe :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

diabeetus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Type two. Type two diabetes, completely different from type one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who gets diabetes after eating only 9 chocolate bars?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone who eats 9 chocolate bars in one sitting probably doesn't have a very good diet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All problems are like that one time THIS YEAR I got a problem that said "Jenna bought a hamburger, she ate half, how much of the hamburger is left?" It's like seriously that is easy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not easy. It takes talent to eat EXCACTLY half of a hamburger :')

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a Type 1 Diabetic, I find this offensive. I was diagnosed when I was 9 years old! And I didn't eat too many chocolate bars. These jokes aren't funny! They're rude. You wouldn't be laughing if you had to explain to your toddler why they need another shot! You wouldn't be laughing if you woke up in the hospital with DKA. Here's what MY diabetes is like: http://ctrlv.in/84727 http://ctrlv.in/84728 http://ctrlv.in/84730 http://ctrlv.in/84731 http://ctrlv.in/84732 http://ctrlv.in/84734 http://ctrlv.in/84735 Hope that enlightens you

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm Scott Malkinson and I talk with lisp and have diabetes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nope, not really. My dad was diagnosed last year. As a matter of fact I posted this for him. He accepted it and realized he would just eat healthier and take better care of himself. We joke about it all the time (He always says I'm trying to sneak him sugar, playfully of course) The only picture about I know about is the blood checking, mainly because he has it at the point where he doesn't have to even take insulin. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Granted he has type 2. Even so, don't tell me what don't know about. If anything type 2 require some serious self control. At least you have more of an option in food. My father is the most important man in my life and I admire him for not complaining about his condition and expecting people to feel sorry for him, and instead taking an illness and making it into something positive. And if he asks, I'll post another damn joke. Sorry that you feel that way about your condition. If after all these years you haven't tried to not let this consume who you are and show it you're stronger than I can't really say anything.

by Anonymous 11 years ago