+322 They made Little Red Riding Hood into a romantic movie about werewolves? What next? The Three Little Pigs is a story of love and betrayel? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That completely changes what the wolf is blowing... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*betryal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, um, no. Betrayal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Piggy 1:Oh no! Piggy with your chinny chin, chin! I thought you were in MY house of straw, but you turn on me for Edgar's lovely house of bricks. You turn on me, your own brother, for that adopted son of a bitch? Piggy2: I have something to tell you, I am your father and Edgar is your mother. We had to cover it up or else the wolf would desire for your blood. Piggy 1: you mean... you are my brother and my father? piggy 2: yes. and Edgar is your sister and your mother. Piggy 1: so i am your son and your brother and i am edgar's son and brother? How does that happen? piggy 2: when 2 pigs love each other deeply... Edgar: and what a wondrous orgasm it was. It lasts 30 minutes for a pig such as I.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean it's...not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i thought it was- the pigs all loved each other, but moved away- the wolf who was thought to be a friend, was not- at the end, after near death experiences, they get re-united...

by Anonymous 13 years ago