+230 A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We no fight toot 'n' naaaail. You need niiiice pedicure. Help you find niiiice husband. Whatever you like we do for youuuu. Only fordy dolla mo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yohr mudda tell me you no have boyfraaaan. You get nayols done and look niiiiice. You get special acrylic fohr yohrseelf. You look real geeeewd, only 20 dollah mohr!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dog-fighting is wrong!

by Anonymous 13 years ago