+517 When your computer is acting slow, you either yell at it (COME ON YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!) or you speak gently (It's okay computer, I have faith in you!), amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I give it an encouraging speech. "remember that time we typed my 10 page research paper and you didnt freeze or crash on me ONCE? I know what you're capable, computer! I don't you can do it! Now LOAD damn you, LOAAAADDDD!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Know**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do a clever and careful combination of both. Like a child. "Yes, that's right. Load, baby. You can do it. GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DICK BAG! That's what I'm talkin' about."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I give it the silent treatment...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get physical.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I trick mine into working. "If you load, I'll give you a dollar." The computer loads the page. "Pssh, like I was really going to give you a dollar."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As I read the post, my mind yelled WHEN IT WAS ALL CAPS and was just normal when it was normal, so when it said "COME ON YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!", The Rev(avenged sevenfold) yelled it in my head. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago