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Toys Story 3: Toy Story 2, but now with 50% more existential despair! amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's not exactly "existential" despair...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yea.. how exactly is it existential?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lotso: I didn't throw you away. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump.
Woody: Wait. What about Daisy?
Lotso: I don't know what you're talking about.
Woody: Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Lotso: Yeah, then she threw us out.
Woody: No, she lost you.
Lotso: She *replaced* us!
Woody: She replaced *you*, and if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since!
[Woody pulls out Daisy's tag attracting Big Baby's attention]
Lotso: Where'd you get that?
Woody: She loved you, Lotso.
Lotso: She never *loved* me!
Woody: As much as any kid ever loved a toy.
[Woody tosses the tag to the other side of the open dumpster. Big Baby picks it up and looks at it]
Big Baby: Mama.
[Lotso snatches the tag away]
Lotso: What? You want your mommy back? She never loved *you*! Don't be such a BABY!
[Lotso smashes the tag with his mallet]
Lotso: Push 'em in! All of them!
[Stretch starts shoving the Toys in the dumpster, then Lotso addresses his cronies]
Lotso: This is what happens when you dummies try to think! WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH WAITIN' TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Woody has toy angst! ANGST ANGST playtime? ANGST ANGST ANGST.
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