+234 Being sliced in half by a laser would probably be one of the most painful deaths, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How? It would be quick and clean. Imagine falling into a giant anthill or wasps nest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the laser would cauterize everything so you wouldn't even bleed to death.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Most painful death is: Skinned alive, told you will be given medical aid across that field of lemon-juice soaked broken glass, then once across, you are forced to pour salt onto your sour, bloody, oozing body, then, when your pain is greatest, they dunk you in catnip and release a horde of kittens to finish you off with their sandpaper tongues while you watch, helpless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 Saw VII

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being sat on by your mother would be the most painful death. OH SNAP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pfft, Lasers are a quick death. Imagine torture; It seems okay at first, then something drastic happens: Put a toothpick underneath your big toe's nail. Now imagine you kicking the wall as hard as you can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OOOOOWWWWWWW THAT MADE ME CRINGE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1124095 (Palindromes_Are_Fun): there is this disgusting movie about asian whores and one of the whores was better than the rest of them and they were all jealous so the whore keep said they could do whatever they want to her as long as they dont leave marks. so they tied her where her ankels were tied to her writs bent over backwards not forwards and they got this giant bundle of incense and put them out in her armpits and this needles and put them downwards into all her fingers and toes and downwards into her lips then i quit watcing./

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wouldn't kill you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Torture murder doesn't kill you directly, I could use other methods leading up to the death, like paper cutting your finger and toe webbing, putting rusty nails in your eyelids, pumping you full of adrenaline so you don't pass out and other increasingly painful methods until you bleed out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take any Saw trap, and that would be worse. Along with the pain comes unbearable fear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being buried alive would probably be the worst death... I'm so scared of being buried alive :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or how about thenmovie The Horsemen? One woman was put on a "suspension" rig ( where they suspend you by piercing places in your skin with hooks and hang you by the hooks/wires) and then they puncture your lung so that you drown in your own blood...

by Anonymous 13 years ago