Why does the throw-up flu always strike at some ungodly hour? You're stuck losing sleep, throwing up all night. Why couldn't it get you puking in the middle of the day, amirite?

+307 Why does the throw-up flu always strike at some ungodly hour? You're stuck losing sleep, throwing up all night. Why couldn't it get you puking in the middle of the day, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean stomach-flu?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1132211 (DeezNuts): There you go! I couldn't think of what it was called, haha. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because think about it, what's worse? Puking at night, or puking all over the place at school in the middle of class? I choose the middle of the night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell, I'd rather be stuck throwing up in class, and then going home and throwing up, perfectly fine and not tired, instead of throwing up in the middle of the night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about I give you both?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inorite?? Plus, you're nowhere NEAR a trashcan, and even if you were, it's friggin' dark and you're tired and disoriented. But I'd hate to throw up in class... Unless I could feel it coming in due time. I got sick one English class, and the bathroom was right across :D ...How about stomach-flu doesn't get me at all? D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago