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There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?

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Amirite: Promoting murder one post at a time.

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MirandaRae MirandaRae

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...similar to the passing of the elder wand.

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shelbme shelbme

In response to “...similar to the passing of the elder wand.

lol, i was immediately reminded of that. and as i entered the comments i was bracing myslef to find no mention of it anywhere and realise that i am a total loser who jumps straight to the conclusion of a harry potter reference at the sight of anything vaguely reminiscent to the happenings of hogwarts. you saved my life. i was going to throw myself out of my first floor window had i not chanced upon this jewel of a comment. *cries*

+61632 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “lol, i was immediately reminded of that. and...

I love HP nerds, we make the world wish that there was a Hogwarts.

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muffin

In response to “I love HP nerds, we make the world wish that...

So you dumb **** would leave and kill yourselves trying to fly on broomsticks and play with balls

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “lol, i was immediately reminded of that. and...

Oh god, shut the **** up!

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “...similar to the passing of the elder wand.

You're a father, Harry.

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ilostmyshoe ilostmyshoe

And the World's Best Boss xxx

+71721 Reply

Jim_Halpert Jim_Halpert

In response to “And the World's Best Boss xxx

They're rare anyway.

+282911 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “And the World's Best Boss xxx

I feel Michael should be saying that.

+28291 Reply

mouse4216

In response to “I feel Michael should be saying that.

Jim would say it because he feels like Michael is unjustified in owning it.

Also, Jim was a co-manager briefly in season 6 and Michael gave him a World's Best Boss xxx.

+2222 Reply

wobbuffet wobbuffet

In response to “Jim would say it because he feels like...

Ah, but Jim chose to leave. And what are you doing outside your Pokéball?

+1212 Reply

RobotDevil RobotDevil

In response to “And the World's Best Boss xxx

I think we all know who deserves the xxx...

+1010 Reply

Dwight Dwight

Slightly morbid...

044 Reply

jukilo

In response to “Slightly morbid...

but extremely neccassary

+67692 Reply

Montana Montana

In response to “but extremely neccassary

necessary*

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Anonymous

In response to “necessary*

care cup.

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Montana Montana

You know some dad would be a **** and try to sell it on ebay.

+7171 Reply

armtheangels armtheangels

In response to “You know some dad would be a **** and try to...

"slightly used, may have small blood stains, once in a life time deal"

+66661 Reply

RileyTheBear RileyTheBear

In response to “"slightly used, may have small blood...

are we talking about t-shirts or hookers here?

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Ross Ross

In response to “are we talking about t-shirts or hookers here?

Hookers aren't SLIGHTLY used.

+2828 Reply

OptimusPrime69 OptimusPrime69

In response to “You know some dad would be a **** and try to...

I misread that as "You know some dad would try to sell a **** on ebay".

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Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

Because a good dad murders people.

+73774 Reply

__________ __________

In response to “Because a good dad murders people.

Dexter is the best example.

+222311 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “Dexter is the best example.

I get very excited at Dexter references...thank you. Thank you so much

+341 Reply

Paigeperkkk Paigeperkkk

In response to “I get very excited at Dexter...

I aim to please. (hello)

+91123 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “I aim to please. (hello)

Giggity.

+121312 Reply

OptimusPrime69 OptimusPrime69

Survival of the Fittest.
Rules: No below the belt hits. Free for all!
May the best man win.

1, 2, 3, 4
GO! Attack! Attack!

+2828 Reply

Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

In response to “Survival of the Fittest. Rules: No below the...

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

+222312 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You do not talk about Fight Club.

+77 Reply

Emily427 Emily427

In response to “Survival of the Fittest. Rules: No below the...

Who counts to four then says go?

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RileyTheBear RileyTheBear

In response to “Who counts to four then says go?

Inb4 "obviously he does"

+2222 Reply

RileyTheBear RileyTheBear

In response to “Who counts to four then says go?

It's to confuse them.

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

I'm VERY glad someone else thought of the elder wand when they read this.

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ciao_ ciao_

In response to “I'm VERY glad someone else thought of the...

Yeah? I'm glad that someone had the consideration for the human race to sacrifice his reputation on history in order to kill all of you ****.

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BIpolartheTURD

Afro Samurai anyone?

+1111 Reply

bassline

Well it'd be so badly stained with blood, nobody would want it then.

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BurnyBurn BurnyBurn

In response to “Well it'd be so badly stained with blood...

If you don't want it, then you aren't the world's greatest dad. the world's greatest dad would assfuck that shirt with clorox, and if the blood doesn't come out? intimidation factor.

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Ross Ross

Amirite: Promoting murder one post at a time.

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MirandaRae MirandaRae

So you think you're the #1 Dad? Well I'M the World's Greatest Dad.

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Baconnoisseur Baconnoisseur

I just don't understand why some posts have any NW's at all. I just imagine everyone who NW'ed this taking it way too serious and saying, "What!??! We should KILL people for a shirt??"

+4242 Reply

StickCaveman StickCaveman

In response to “I just don't understand why some posts have...

I know right theres always someone or a couple people that take everything to seriously.

+2121 Reply

FallenMystery FallenMystery

In response to “I know right theres always someone or a...

You're freakin sexy.

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Anonymous

In response to “You're freakin sexy.

Why thank you :3

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FallenMystery FallenMystery

In response to “I just don't understand why some posts have...

Or maybe they don't agree with it? You know, like how the site is supposed to be used? ****.

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “Or maybe they don't agree with it? You know...

How could you disagree with a post that's clearly joking? I mean if you didn't like the joke ignore the post.

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StickCaveman StickCaveman

Hmm. Good idea, though the passing on would be better if the father's child did the killing. After all, your dad is probably cool if you'll kill someone to give him a shirt.

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naturalbornunicorn

If you killed other peoples dads then you should not be worthy of getting the shirt. Then you have disobeyd

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Anonymous

In response to “If you killed other peoples dads then you...

they never said what they were great at.

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Anonymous

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

(I wonder how many people will get this reference)

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ilostmyshoe ilostmyshoe

In response to “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! (I wonder how many...


I dun get it.
Although it could probably be a lot of things.

+66 Reply

Anthony

In response to “ I dun get it. Although it could probably be...

It's a Highlander reference.

+22 Reply

ilostmyshoe ilostmyshoe

In response to “ I dun get it. Although it could probably be...

-20 nerd points for you, sir

+1313 Reply

Butts Butts

In response to “-20 nerd points for you, sir

20 points from Gryffindor!

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “20 points from Gryffindor!

Hahaahahaha oh wait that isn't funny.

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “Hahaahahaha oh wait that isn't funny.

Okay... And i'm supposed to care?

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “Hahaahahaha oh wait that isn't funny.

Okay... And i'm supposed to care?

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “Okay... And i'm supposed to care?

Yup. Because you are slowly turning into a **** who will imagine draco malfoy is your dominant partner while you get plowed. And by getting plowed I mean raped.

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “Yup. Because you are slowly turning into a...

It wouldn't really be rape if i had the time and coherency to imagine Draco Malfoy, who isn't even real, and if i imagined somone, i would have to like it... Your logic is flawed. (ono) (ono) (ono)

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “It wouldn't really be rape if i had the time...

Are you saying you have read Harry potter and have not even tried to imagine the characters? Even if you say no, you probably watched the movie. About imagining him during your rape, it is due to your PTSD created by getting raped that causes you to imagine something comforting to ease your stress and/or insanity. P.S: you were raped by a bunch of quadrapeligics, you weakling.

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “Are you saying you have read Harry potter and...

So i got raped twice? Once to traumatize me, then another to bring back painful memories, so my mind created an alternate reality of having **** with a figure of my imagination? And yea i read them. Twice. But that was a while ago. And i only read the 6th and 7th once.

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “So i got raped twice? Once to traumatize me...

Yeah, pretty much. But this hansnt happened yet, so you can still prevent it! If you keep on the Harry potter bandwagon, then you will go to a cosplay, where you will get raped walking back to the train! Run away while you can!

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “Yeah, pretty much. But this hansnt happened...

Ah! Wait... Couldn't I just not go to the cosplay?

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “ I dun get it. Although it could probably be...

World of Warcraft Commercial?

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justwondering28

They should hang the shirt like 30 ft in the air, above a cage, and have a bunch of competitors battle it out until one can reach it, via ladder or stack of bodies

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xxirishwristwatchxx

In response to “They should hang the shirt like 30 ft in the...

better yet build a building with like 50 floors that are like levels in a video game and send them in and lock the doors

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stepdom

The true world's best dad wouldn't wear it because we wouldn't want to risk being murdered and having his kids grow up without a dad.

+43432 Reply

humdum

In response to “The true world's best dad wouldn't wear it...

Gasp! The Greatest Dad Paradox!

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ender ender

In response to “Gasp! The Greatest Dad Paradox!

LOL. that sounds like an episode of the big bang theory.

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Delightful_Dolphin Delightful_Dolphin

In response to “The true world's best dad wouldn't wear it...

If he thought there was any chance of him losing the shirt in the first place, he wouldn't be the worlds greatest dad.

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shorkian shorkian

So world's best dad is a murderer?

+231 Reply

greendarthpotato greendarthpotato

Hmmm this coincides with nietzsche's übermensch(overman) theory, very interesting. Do the superior have the right to kill- thanks to this post I am convinced!

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asdijojioiojioxj

i don't get it....

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WelcomeToTheNewAge WelcomeToTheNewAge

In response to “i don't get it....

It's understandable. This is probably one of the most complicated post I've ever read. First they throw in this 'dad' concept, and next thing you know a gorilla is beating you to death with a flat screen Mitsubishi TV.

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HotKoolAid HotKoolAid

In response to “It's understandable. This is probably one of...

That was really not funny. Go back to memebase, uncyclopedia, wherever the ** you came from **.

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “It's understandable. This is probably one of...

ummm kay. where did the gorilla come from??

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WelcomeToTheNewAge WelcomeToTheNewAge

Chuck Norris would always have it. Forever.

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Kadian

In response to “Chuck Norris would always have it. Forever.

A chuck Norris joke? Really? Get the **** out of here (I am serious)

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “A chuck Norris joke? Really? Get the **** out...

Why? Chuck Norris is awesome.


...And he'll probably kick your **** for saying that about him.

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Kadian

Wouldn't the child have to kill the guy with the shirt?

Or are all dad's really conceited and think they're the best?

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YourCleverNameIsMine YourCleverNameIsMine

Imagine this concept.

A dad has the shirt and has a son. The son grows up and now becomes a dad...OUFF.

+9101 Reply

O_o

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.

+15161 Reply

incedio incedio

In response to “Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.

HE WAS #1!

+16171 Reply

Rozz Rozz

Hmmm so then I'd have to end up killing my father?

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Velociraptor Velociraptor

So who's going to fight Chuck Norris for the shirt?

+132 Reply

Redemption Redemption

In response to “Charlie Sheen

I mean he does have tiger blood

+132 Reply

Panda_monium

In response to “I mean he does have tiger blood

Get a life

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BIpolartheTURD

In response to “Charlie Sheen

Oh my, what a nice supply? Do you have a source for where all these homosexual terms are coming from

0 Reply

BIpolartheTURD

In response to “So who's going to fight Chuck Norris for the...

Your post is the epitome of homosexuality on the internet

0 Reply

BIpolartheTURD

In response to “Your post is the epitome of homosexuality on...

someones alittle grumpyy

0 Reply

Panda_monium

In response to “Your post is the epitome of homosexuality on...

shut the **** up you insolent cuntcunt

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Hipster Hipster

Can someone please explain this o me? I was reading the previous coments but I don't watch HP! thanks!

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KallieBienvenu KallieBienvenu

In response to “Can someone please explain this o me? I was...

It's not really a HP reference...I mean, the post explains itself. It's a joke.

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Tempest_Trance Tempest_Trance

I wonder if they get to wear it over their prison uniform?

Seeing as wearing it is like climbing to the top of a building in NYC, and shouting "HEY I MURDERED SOMEONE!" through a bullhorn. :D

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Kellie Kellie

Or, you know, you could just take it while they're showering or something

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hpfanatic77

When chuck norris becomes a dad, no one will want the shirt anymore

+331 Reply

Sunny_D Sunny_D

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