+281 There is not much more irritating than when your alarm clock morphs its awful noise into your dream, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"When did I ever become a doctor at a hospital for dying border sauce packets? ...What do you mean I was born this way? ...Well, I'm sorry if I'm a drag, but I am sincerely upset!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have my alarm set to radio and onetime there was news on and my dream turned into me being a reporter... This caused me to sleep through it and wake up an hour late!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago