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Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow on parents, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
i mean technically money is paper and paper comes from trees, soo....
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah ^^
That is why it doesn't get completely smothered when you accidentally wash it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
but wouldn't it melt if you dried it? in america our money would just shrink 3 sizes
by Anonymous12 years ago
MOM = Made of Money
DAD = ?
by Anonymous13 years ago
DAD= Delightful Amazing Dad
compliments come a long way! Who knows Dad may give you more money than Mom ever would!
by Anonymous13 years ago
DAD = Dough all Dispensed
That's the best I could come up with...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dollars all day..?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Device (for) Acquiring Dollars
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dish All (the) Dough!
by Anonymous12 years ago
You know a post is good when it's featured on the amirite twitter, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You know a post i good when it gets POTD, amirite?
Wait, no I'm not.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://amirite.net/435059
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was thinking about the futer post, but ok.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That, too. The futer post was POTD because Anthony felt like ing us. The post I replied with was POTD either because Anthony felt like having a democratic POTD or because it was New Year's Eve and Anthony was drunk.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My theory:
If a post is featured on the amirite? twitter it will, at sometime, become POTD.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Everyone listen. He seems to be good at theories.
But then again...there is that darn neutrino...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Do you not read recent news?
by Anonymous12 years ago
My parents have cash coming out of their skull instead of hair.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What about their pubes? If your mom wears a bikini bottom will she look like a stripper with money coming out of her ying-yang?
by Anonymous12 years ago
She plucks her snatch before swimming. Nobody likes wet money.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Hey Mom, can I borrow some... Oh... Nevermind..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Yeah, I don't think you want some of my money..."
"Money? I was gonna ask for a couple of your pubes. Of course I want money!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Guys, what actually happens is it DOES grow on parents, when they go to "work" they actually go to this secret building, lie down, and put a lotion on that grows money from their skin. Some are better at it, so thats why they get better pay.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What happens if they don't put the lotion on its skin?
Is there something to get? I don't see why its POTD, anyone could have thought to write that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Stop complaining, start entertaining.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wack ass motherfucking POTD.
t("t)
by Anonymous12 years ago
This should be potd.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And the sky should be blue. And gum should be chewy. And Rebecca Black should be a bad singer.
Oh, the possibilities...
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's funny because it is the goddam post of the freaking day
by Anonymous12 years ago
God I wish this was true.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/42735
by Anonymous12 years ago
Thanks for at least listening!
Too bad you're not the real God... He's on here somewhere, though...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh my sad, misinformed friend, money doesn't grow off parents! You make it with flour, eggs, and sugar. That's how you make the dough.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I grows on them until you become an adult.. then it provides less and less.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not really...besides the fact I feel guilty whenever I have to ask my parents for money, they almost always give me shit for it up to the point where it's really not worth asking. Hooray for no job...
But I suppose for others it could be true, and therefore, pretty clever :)
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