What's brown and sticky? A stick! Where do flowers work? At a plant!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahaha. Love it! I posted the brown and sticky one as an actual post a while ago. I don't think many people saw it though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now that I think about it, that may be where I got that one haha. I got the other one from a popsicle stick...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was just goingto post that! Do u know what is green and has wheels? grass i lied aboutthe wheels

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahah.x

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's big, red, and looks like a bucket? A big red bucket!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pure gold :) lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pure gold :) lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's green and smells like paint? Green paint. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two jokes: A guy was driving a van filled with rolls that kept spilling out all over the back. Aggravated he yelled to the rolls "if you don't stop messing up my van I'm throwing you in the ocean" more rolls came out and what did he do? He threw them in the ocean. A wife lost her wedding ring down the drain, devastated it was now out to sea, her husband took her out to dinner to make her feel better. She ordered a fish and guess what was inside them? The rolls!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you call an empty geometrical-shaped birdcage? Polygon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Man, it's hot in here!!" The other muffin turns and say "Whoa! a talking muffin!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Man, it's hot in here!!" The other muffin turns and say "Whoa! a talking muffin!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

all of these jokes are so horrible theyre good, if that makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really a joke, but this is what one of my friend says to all his friends: him: would you still love me if i was a cat? them: aww of course! would you still love me? him: no, i hate cats

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmmm :/ some of these are funny but some really aren't :L but that makes it even funnier

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmmm :/ some of these are funny but some really aren't :L but that makes it even funnier

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one day a man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich. the man orders bacon and eggs, then orders the ostrich the same. when they were done eating the waitress told them it would be $14.72. so the man reach's into his pocket pulls out $14.72. The next day the man comes in again and this time orders a steak and fries for him and the ostrich. when they were done the waitress said it would be $26.54. so the man reach's into his pocket and pulls out $26.54. so the waitress asked "how do you do that?" so the man says "oh i found a lamp and rubbed it and a genie came out and gave me three wish's so i asked to be able to pull out exact change" so the waitress said " well what about the ostrich?" so the man said " oh that one went a little wrong i asked for an exotic chick with long legs"

by Anonymous 13 years ago