When you were little and play with Barbies, you had a really complicated family and relationship system between them that was probably more mature than it should've been. amirite?

Pretty sure I made my barbies have sex.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did too... I was a weird little kid though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I did too. . .but weirdly I didn't even know what sex was then, they'd just go on "dates"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'm pretty sure i did too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had a Barbie and a Harry Potter doll that ran around together naked constantly. Apparently I thought that's what normal people did when I was nine...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I totally did! Because I had less Kens than Barbies, the older looking barbies were the moms with children and the prettier barbies were the seductive stepmoms and such :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mine cheated on each other and other things. I blame MTV.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1157028 (TheCheyenneMorgan): We didnt even have cable until I was 9. I was just Psycho.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As complicated as the lives of my Barbies were, my Beanie Babies had much more dramatic lives. Judging by the lives of my Beanie Babies, I could have been a damn good soap opera writer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had 1 Ken doll that I got rid of or something, so my Barbies were lesbians.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had two Ken dolls and I ripped their heads off and threw them in an orange juice bottle...that later got thrown out. I guess my barbies became lesbians after that....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I made one of my Barbies push the other one off of a boat so that she could be with Ken......

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess I did it wrong. Didn't care who was who, and everyone was a cross-dresser.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i had two ken doll and they were married to each other. also one was a doctor and the other was homeless. the homeless one lost its clothes so i put a dress on it. yeah i was a weird kid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I never played with Barbies when I was little... I've had a total of 2 in my life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dad threw away my Ken doll so I had to improvise.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I used to make my barbies get in car wrecks. you know, the basic, push the convertible off the dining room table thing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"This is Barbie and her seven children (even though five of them look her age): Hermione, Barney, Spongebob, Dora, Blue, Cosmo and Wanda. She does not have a husband cause he is a good for nothing awful person and she likes being independent. Although she doesn't actually work, so she has Ken to give her money. BUT NOTHING ELSE. She in no way exchanges sex for that money. This is also her brother in-law (even though she's not married), her uncle's cousin's best friend (who is a total bitch and totally tries to steal Ken which is so mean cause then how will Barbie have money to buy cute clothes?!) and this is her dream house which she got when she killed her great aunt (she was old anyway) and this is her gay best friend Pablo."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had a "single independent mom" too! She lived with her best friend and their kids who just happened to be the same age as them... And apparently I was raised as a racist because while my white Ken was lost, Barbie got mugged by my black Ken doll. White Ken never mugged anyone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I played CSI with my Barbies ...One kinda got drowned in my pool .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm pretty sure mine had a threesome, but I can't remember for sure. Oh, and another got pregnant and died during child birth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One of mine got pregnant so I took her on the Maury Povich show to see who the father was, and it turned out the be GI Joe so Ken left in a fit of rage, and Kelly was born with rage issues and suicidal tendencies without a proper father figure. Come to think of it I probably could have benefited from intense therapy as a child.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One of my barbies got with my Spiderman doll that was twice her size.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My mom didn't like me buying male barbies (I only had one :() So the rest of my barbies had to date animals..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't have Barbies, but my Polly Pockets ran around naked because the clothes were hard to get on and off them and their joints didn't bend as well when they were in them. They ran an orphanage in the dollhouse full of little Hamtaro hamsters and small rubber vending machine dogs. Occasionally a miniature stuffed lion would come by and hit on someone only to be chased away with dynamite/slingshot/a firearm, and the police made a few drug busts, mostly for marijuana that had been planted by the house's original owner and was now growing out of the toilet. Some of the orphans were also in a gang known as the "tough customers," a ripoff or Arthur, and made Rugrats-style raids on the cookie supply until one was captured in time-out and ratted out the others for a plea deal, as seen on crime shows. I was weird.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had stuffed animals...Pooh and Bunny were in a relationship, but pooh was into drugs and wouldn't support Bunny and their three kids(another rabbit, a butterfly and a lion), so she kicked him out until he cleaned up. Then Pooh cheated on Bunny with her cousin(a chipmunk) who was in a relationship with Tigger, but Tigger traveled alot for work so he had no idea. Then when Bunny found out she killed the Chipmunk by throwing her out the window and moved to Canada to escape the Police. Tigger had to be checked into a mental institution because of all this and Pooh went to rehab many times, but never stayed clean. Down the road Tigger and Nala(lion king) got married and had a kid.(At least it had a happy ending...sorta) It all took about two years to act all of this out as an ongoing story.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Due to my one Ken doll and several barbies, Ken was a pimp. I wasn't quite sure what a pimp was back then, but he was in fact, a pimp.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

After reading all of these stories my Barbies' lives seem very boring.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I only had one Ken, so he was dating Barbie, then dating a black-haired Barbie I called Lola at the same time, and they both got pregnant with twins. One of Lola's twins was black, but apparently that was perfectly normal. Then Ken ran off with my American girl doll and Barbie and Lola became BFF's and moved in together to raise the kids. Then I got a black Ken, so Lola got a boyfriend and became an unfit mother so Barbie had to adopt her twins. I don't remember the rest, but I'm pretty sure there was dying of cancer, more cheating, one of them became famous and got plastic surgery (cotton balls stuffed in her shirt), and there was a gun fight somewhere in there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago