What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. amirite?

+118 What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then you end up sleeping with the fishes

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If your legs open up faster than Google’s homepage. You are not girlfriend material.

by Anonymous 11 years ago