How 'bout a turtle?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A guy at the middle urinal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is part of a school project I wrote today:Does it bother you to stand in an awkwardly small elevator with many strangers? Then I have the perfect invention for you: the new "Simplified Transportation Across Infinite Residing Stories" device (STAIRS). STAIRS are the newest breakthrough in modern technology; no power switches are required to operate them. This provides extra convenience during emergencies, such as fires. They're so easy to use, even a child can use them! If you can walk, you can use STAIRS. They will transport you to whichever floor you which to go to, but you can do without the meaningless chitchat necessarry in awkward elevator rides. In addition to avoiding uncomfortable elevator rides, STAIRS provide an excellent opportunity to burn calories. Everytime you move from step to step, you make an unconscious step to maintain a healthier body weight. But wait, it gets better. Using STAIRS is absolutely free! Who could turn down an invention like this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago