There is this very dangerous rodent called the Alot. It is so dangerous that whenever you see it, your IQ drops significantly. The only way to kill this very harmful creature is by separating the "A" and the "Lot" from its name, making "a lot". Hopefully you have...

+367 There is this very dangerous rodent called the Alot. It is so dangerous that whenever you see it, your IQ drops significantly. The only way to kill this very harmful creature is by separating the "A" and the "Lot" from its name, making "a lot". Hopefully you have learned your lesson, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedantic alot?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alots are not dangerous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Beat me to it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah thanks alot. That was helpful

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get why alot of people care alot about this common misspelling. Unless you are an English teacher, I do not care alot about your opinion on online grammar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(mangos splashing yes): Why are you talking to an alot about how much you don't care about grammar? It doesn't care, it's just an alot. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My English teacher on the first day of school wrote "a" on one board, and "lot" on the other side of the classroom. She said if she ever finds "alot" in our papers she'd give us zero..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I pictured a teacher grading a paper with an alot running around the page and her stabbing the alot with her pen and writing a 0 on top of the page

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alot Alot Alot...is not a word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hyperbole and a half

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is a mythical creature that can be made out of anything. Alot is also a better swimmer than Michael Phelps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You totally ripped off Allie! >:O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've always wondered how it is that people can misspell a lot as "alot"... I mean you don't spell a little as "alittle" cuz that's just not right so you should just apply the same thing to a lot... I don't get how people think from time to time :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never thought about it that way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah... It makes things easier :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes when you speak it sounds like those two words blend together. But when you're writing its just stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hyperbole and a Half :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you. Thank you for hurting my feelings in the cruelest way possible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*aside* ...well at least it has proper grammar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago