If you were to crash on a deserted island and you only had three items with you, you would want one of those items to be floss. Because let's face it, there's just no good substitute for floss.. and you were eating peanuts and popcorn during the in-flight movie right before the plane...

-154 If you were to crash on a deserted island and you only had three items with you, you would want one of those items to be floss. Because let's face it, there's just no good substitute for floss.. and you were eating peanuts and popcorn during the in-flight movie right before the plane crashed, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who the hell would choose floss? when you could have water, food, and something for shelter...or a PLANE! floss is stupid. (and the kernel stuck in your teeth would be a good source of food so you would want to keep it in there)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you would choose a sense of humor, no?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Heidishmidi):I wouldn't choose floss AND a sense of humor - that would be such a waste of my 3 items!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe turtles then? Surely you like turtles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like turtles but I wouldn't bring one because there would probably be sea turtles on the island! I would probably bring a cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cat would eat your turtle and play with your floss. What a waste of three items.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO turtle, only the cat, a plane, and a smoothie (food and water together)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tie the floss around the turtle's neck and feed it to the cat. When thoroughly digested, YANK. Voila: smoothie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO TURTLE AND NO FLOSS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly. They'd be mostly digested into the smoothie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fail to see how practicing good dental hygiene is something you would not want to do whilst on a deserted island. A. Did you not see Tom Hanks after he was rescued. Dude looked homeless B. Native hotties washing up on shore. It happens. C. Floss can also be used as squirtle traps. Squirtles are all over islands. D. Making a 'cats cradle'. I don't know how to do that, but on an island, I could learn. Floss and string art would basically be my 'netflix'. E. Other?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excellent points! So perhaps one of your three items would also be a book on how to do string art and macrame?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Blows my mind that six whole people think I'm being serious. sighhhhh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, WHAT! You're not serious? All I know is, if I was on the damned island, I would HAVE to bring my toaster oven.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, don't be ridics. Haven't you watched Lost? The island probably has a fully furnished kitchenette.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate to sound either Amish or Communist, but I have NEVER seen an episode of Lost. Or 24. Or any crime scene drama, such as CSI anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT is something to be proud of!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Look on the bright side! I wouldn't waste time flossing my teeth, but if I was starving to death/dying of exposure because I only had two useful items, I could twist the floss into a rope and strangle myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago