+214 You know it's been a good night if you walk out of a club with more money than you walked in with, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or you did something unmentionable in the public bathroom...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or you work at the club as an "exotic dancer", and people only took advantage of your body and made you do gross things for money. In that case, you'd have money, but it would be a terrible night.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's actually not as bad as people think....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have a semi-related story. I was at an amusement park with my friends, there were seven of us. We went in a restaurant to eat. When we were all paying, I put in enough money to pay for my food and some of the tip. With all the money shoving and confusing, I walked out with five more dollars than I had going in. inb4 cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's cuz you're a ninja, kitty

by Anonymous 14 years ago