-121 Facebook, or you don't exist. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't actually beleive this I'm just trying to prove a point. I hate how I get completely ignored for occassions and things just because I don't have a facebook account. I might bump into one of my friends and they're ike ''where have you been'' and I'm like...''here...duh''. And then they'll start chatting about some huge party or outing they went to with all my other friends and they'll be like...''how come you weren't there?'' and i'll be like ''I didn't know about it'' and they'll be like ''oh, well it was posted on facebook'' and I'll be like ''wow, well I actually have a phone number you know, and an email adress, where you can actually personally contact me...how about that, can you beleive it?'' And then I'm thinking. These fucking loosers are not my friends anyway, I don't wanna be around the type of people who fucking run they're lifes based on facebook. Fucking ass wholes...they'll never get me. It's like facebook has made them all fucking stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agreee with the Terms and Conditions

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm, send out a mass reminder for everyone or personally send an invite to over a 1000 people to a party? And then check your e.mail to see who is coming and who isn't and who might?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*ahem* Cool story bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anyway, real people have Tumblr mutherfuckers!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, I'm only taking the piss about Tumblr. I don't think anyone should have to have any kind of online profile to feel approval from others. Of course not, thats stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

irony....im in debate class and we're debating whether social networks should be limited.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think this is supposed to be serious, just a parody of what many people this generation think.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So nobody existed before 2004? That's interesting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bitch please, Google+

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YEAH!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

facebook is for children. I stay away from that site.

by Anonymous 7 years ago