"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." ......Until he discovers he can't survive by eating only fish and dies of malnutrition, amirite?

+548 "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." ......Until he discovers he can't survive by eating only fish and dies of malnutrition, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, that though has been bugging me for awhile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." ......Until he discovers he can't survive by eating only fish and dies of masturbation. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what I also read it as too...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Didn't know balls of fire had such dirty minds. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol "balls".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol "lol "balls"."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol "lol "lol "balls"."."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think my post just got trolled. Hmmmm...I'm not sure how to react to this.... :/ (That post is from my old account by the way)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Give a man opposable thumbs and he abuses them with that exact purpose, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Death by mercury poisoning

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He would still be fed for a lifetime though. No one ever said it would be a long healthy life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I totally thought of that, but I decided to just throw common sense out the window and post it anyways. Hey, apparently it worked, so I'm not complaining! :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering you said nothing about teaching him how to cook afterwards, I'm assuming he dies from some fish borne disease.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahaha! :P For the record though, I didn't make up the quote in my post. Only the part after it. The person who wrote the quote you're trying to challenge is Benjamin Franklin. Good luck with that. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm.. No reply from Mr.Franklin within 24 hours. I win by default. Does shouting at his dead body for six hours make me seem weird?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! Dude, I freaking love you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago