It might be less if they weren't walking on eggshells. "Wow, Diane, that cookie is almost as big as my nose!" (Thinking:"Oh shit. I hope they don't make that to be a Jew reference. Do they know I'm Jewish? I'm an anti-semitic Jew! I'm fired. Done. DONE.")

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cookie big as my nose wouldn't be much fun. I have a very small-head even have to rent children's equipment to dive or snorkel. My hair fluffs up so people can't see how little my head is until I am wet

by Anonymous 7 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Bc7eRTdWY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My local news people are actually genuinely funny sometimes. Its quite fantastic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"it's going to be rainy today, tom" "well, sally, it seems like a nice day to snuggle up with some swiss miss" "tom, what you and your horny, euro-trash girlfriend do is really none of my business."

by Anonymous 13 years ago