+610 I asked some chick out on a date last night. She said "No..and stop standing on dried fruit you fucking weirdo", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It took me a couple seconds to catch that one, but that's hysterical! If you made that post up yourself, you deserve a medal!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I saw this on Sickipedia. But I agree , its still funny. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, it did sound vaguely familiar, but I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. I hate it when I make something up on my own and someone accuses me of stealing it from someone else, so I didn't want to do the same to her. Treat others the way you want to be treated, ya know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. But Im not blaming her either because ive thought ive made something up before, too :) I know what it feels like to have people accuse you of that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it...I'm stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a date is also a type of fruit...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He asked the girl out while literally on a date, the fruit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Took me a while to understand, but I got it. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quit stealing stuff from sickipedia, seriously

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That chick needs to shut up, grow up, and lay some eggs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but the cock won't let her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.instantostrich.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chickens don't talk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I asked some chick on a date last night. Her reply was "peep peep peep" And the farmer threatened to call the cops.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha. Ohh that was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago