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To make sure no boys write a poem about your daughter, name her Orange, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Tracing down the hall
Past the level-lock door hinge
Masking my sweet love
My one and only Orange
=D
by Anonymous13 years ago
or silver. or purple.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Chilver rhymes with silver
by Anonymous13 years ago
didn't know that was a word?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's old English so technically it's not
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well according to Webster
by Anonymous13 years ago
How many love poems use rhymes with the girl's name? In that case, avoid: Stephanie, Josephine, Rebecca, Francesca, Sue-Ellen...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sue-Ellen: My little love melon
by Anonymous13 years ago
He'd just give her a pet name and use that instead, like:
Orie, you don't have to be sorry
or something actually good that wasn't written off the top of a poetically challenged moron's head
by Anonymous13 years ago
whoever said nothing rhymes with orange, must say "nothing" differently than others
by Anonymous13 years ago
that's already a post bro
by Anonymous13 years ago
You don't have to end a sentence with a name and not all poems rhyme
by Anonymous13 years ago
BOOM roasted!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Clearly you've never read: 'ode to an orange'. Sounds like freaking foreplay. O.o we did it in an end exam as an unseen poem, traumatized me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why wouldn't you want your daughter to get poems? Only the smart romantic types write poems anyway.
Oh, unless you're talking about the little songs and rhymes that people use to make fun of others. Is that what this is about?
by Anonymous13 years ago
There was once a girl names Orange,
worst person I ever did meet.
I want to slam her face into a door hinge
and chop off both of her feet.
Although her name sounded sweet and fruity,
she left me feeling quite sour
when I found out she gave other men booty
and had sex with rich dudes in the shower.
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