+566 If you're planning on having kids when you're older, thinking about all the things that could go wrong really freaks you out, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Here are just a few weird ones: http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/802688/six-strange-things-about-babies

by Anonymous 12 years ago

baby boobs? D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good lord.. Maybe having kids isn't such a good idea o.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope my kid is the exact opposite of what I am. I would hate having to deal with someone like that all the time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Especially when you hear about awful diseases that occur like "only 1 in 10,000 births" or something. I'm like, but there's at least 300 million people here in the U.S.!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate all the stats. There are too many of them. And he autism rate is WAY too high. Plus if it's a girl, she's gonna be a hoe, because that's the world we live in, and I won't be able to control it when all her friends are hoes too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's another thing I worry about. My mom's fried is the nicest, sweetest woman but her daughter is a bitchy skank.. I wouldn't know how to avoid bringing my daughter up as a whore D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Friend*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh phew. I thought you were a fanatic of maternal potato chips or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why you should live in a place which has good people, so that the people there influence your children. And this is very essential when they are just kids, because it determines who they are in the future.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You've gotta see my school. It's the peers who determine the child.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is really bad..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My kid's gonna get AIDs and I'ma fist bump the little pimp and buy him a beer. All before the age of 7.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I do have kids I'm definitely not raising them in North America.

by Anonymous 12 years ago