How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? WAVE AT HIM, amirite?

inb4 "This is offensive to people without limbs."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 "This is offensive to people without fences"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 "C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is offensive to people who break combos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this is offensive to people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1213376 (Wescat): @1213378 (Wescat): This is offensive to people who talk to themselves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How did he get there?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a Pretty good question...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He wanted to climb a tree, so he had a fireman put him up there with his ladder.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

he was looking for an extra limb? hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And while he's distracted, have your friend throw a beach ball at him from behind.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anti-jokes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yup, I love it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That particular joke actually had me laughing every time I thought about it. I felt horrible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have to say, this post actually made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats not funny, thats how my family died.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Family?!?! Thats offensive to orphans.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if he was sitting on a branch?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH NO! The seemingly flawless logic of this post has been torn to shreds! What once made perfect sense is now being second guessed!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, relax. I'm not in the mood for your fucking retarded sarcasm, okay. I'm in a terrible mood and made a post that was in no way trying to disrespect the OP and his post. tl;dr: Go fuck yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Bro_Nap):chill it wasnt a personal attack. People are sarcastic by nature but mean no harm. If that's going to offend you I'd suggest getting off the Internet because people like me will be a bitch about anything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It doesn't offend me. It, rather, shocks me that we live in such an environment where putting people down is such a funny thing. Sometimes, when used correctly, non-offensive sarcasm (things not directed at other people) is funnier than targeted sarcasm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DON'T SHOUT AT US.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do you get a plainly obvious punch-line in a joke across in text? CAPSLOCK TIME BITCH, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago