+351 Girls: You wonder how guys lay down sideways with that thing in between their legs, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It rolls out the front and hangs down in front of your legs. It's not like it always stays in one position.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it's time you girls know. Our penis is actually removable. We have a pouch on the inside of our pants to put it in when we feel the need to lay sideways. We then reattach it when we're done. Mystery solved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There goes the secret. Now they all know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You fool! For thousands of years, The Society has kept this secret under wraps, and now, in one minute you throw all that work down the drain. I'd start running if I were you, the elders are bound to send out the dicksassins any minute now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You realize of course that now women are going to ask us to get an upgraded model.

by Anonymous 7 years ago

Yeah it's precious cargo, but it is easily movable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

its not hard (;

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I more curious about how they tuck it in their underwear.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well you see undergarments like underwear generally has elastic. The penis is also pretty flexible but what mot people do is that they put their underwear on from the bottom so it most likely presses up against the skin contained int he underwear.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's the boxers, they aren't small for a reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My penis doesn't appreciate you calling him a "thing".

by Anonymous 12 years ago