-115 At least once in your life when you were swimming with your friend or sibling and they swam past you with a snorkle you put your hand over it.. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drowing friends and family is a favorite pastime of mine!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of my friends did that to my once when I was 7. (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you die?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. My mother hysterically cried as she clung to my lifeless body, cursing that kid's mother's ovaries for functioning enough to make an offspring with two arms. At the funeral, my great-aunt, who had nothing else to live for, shot herself in front of the casket. No one really got over the death of such a small child. And do you know how much dying hurts? In addition to the immense emotional pain, do you know what it feels like to have no air in your lungs, and the sudden sharp pain of inhaling water through your nostrils in a fit of childish desperation to attack the nerve endings in your body? Why would you ask such a thing so tactlessly and nonchalantly? You are a sociopathic CUNT, you know that? nah jk we cool :B

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once had a friend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago