Someone needs to update all our outdated phrases. "Like a kid in a candy store" should be "like a geek in an apple store" and "like stealing candy from a baby" should be "like updating your facebook status while camping." Amirite?

+187 Someone needs to update all our outdated phrases. "Like a kid in a candy store" should be "like a geek in an apple store" and "like stealing candy from a baby" should be "like updating your facebook status while camping." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how does that relate to stealing candy from a baby? it means t is so mundanly easy updating your status would be like a geek doing body shots. not trying to be a jackass, I know I sound like one. just wondering

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stealing candy from a baby=easy Updating your facebook status has gone from needing a home computer to pulling out your cell phone in the middle of nowhere and not even needing wifi. Facebook status is now = easy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd probably have bad service while camping though, making it not so easy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well when you put it that way

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think "stealing an ipad from a 4 year old" is more like it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Four year olds know that an iPad is some awesome shit, they can watch "Barney" on it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

stealing candy from a baby is actually not that easy

by Anonymous 12 years ago