+480 We have all felt that feeling of relief after someone asks you something that you don't want to answer and then he/she gets distracted and forgets all about it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so are you a virgin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look! A grandma punching her grandson!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where's the distraction?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mother discovers my hidden batch of assorted boooze and while she's asking me "Where did you get this?" Her Alzheimers kicks in and she ends up drinking it herself and thinking I was the family dog- again!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Boyfriend: "Will you marry me?" Girlfriend: "Ummm..." Boyfriend: "SQUIRREL!!! Wait, what were we talking about?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago