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you never know what words to say to someone knocking on your bathroom door, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"I'm in here!" "Just a minute!" "It's occupied!" "Hold on!" "I'll be out in five minutes!" If you have two bathrooms, "Use the other one!" If you're not doing anything private, "Come in!" "It's open!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
the point is that no matter what you say, it's awkward, seeing as you're most likely pooing
by Anonymous12 years ago
You pee more times a day than you poo...But if you say so...Maybe I'm just one of the few who doesn't find it awkward...maybe in public bathrooms which I never poo in anyway.
by Anonymous12 years ago
i think the point is there are so many things you could say, you don't know which is "correct".
by Anonymous12 years ago
I get that, but that has never applied to me at all. It's never been awkward or hard for me to come up with a response. Maybe it's just me.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"cough cough"
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm coming!
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is a pet peeve of mine. If there is no emergency don't fucking bother me. The only voice I want want to hear is my own angelic voice singing in the shower. Ok so it's not that great, but you get the point.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"uhh... uhh... someone's in here!"
'Occupied' is also good.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yell "OCCUPADO! NO, NO!" in a ridiculous Spanish accent. Bonus points if they see you walk out and you aren't Mexican.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I say "ocupado".
by Anonymous12 years ago
Something I've noticed is that every time I walk in a public bathroom with someone in it taking a shit, they always give a little warning cough as soon as I open the door to the restroom.
by Anonymous12 years ago
no matter who it is, I shout, "Come in, Charlie!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Usually, an "Occupied" is good, but due to my social awkwardness I've been known to say,
"Uh. I'm in here.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I always say something in Spanish.
NO OCCUPADO! NO HABLA INGLES!
by Anonymous12 years ago
well I've never had someone knock in a public toilet, and if I'm in the bathroom at home I just say "hello?" and hope they'll tell me why they're there
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