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Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sounds too much like Snorlax, very unsexy. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Snorlax used sleep talk!
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't know what kind of pokemon you watched, but snorlax is very sexy..
by Anonymous12 years ago
...and if you poop after eating laxatives during the wet dream, it should be called snorelax.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex while flying in an airplane should be called a soargasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
Damn you, I was gonna say that!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex with a hammer should be called a thorgasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with choices is called an orgasm...oh wait...
by Anonymous12 years ago
So would really boring sex.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex with a prostitute should be called a whoregasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with a mushroom is a sporegasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with a communist is a coldwargasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with an African is called AIDS.
Oh shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Inb4 OH EM GEE THAT'S RACIST! AHH!!!111!11oneONE1!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, is that how we show surprise on the internet nowadays? I had no idea ONE I must be really behind the times11ONE Thank you for bringing this to my attention 1ONE11
by Anonymous12 years ago
U rly r!1one!!1ONE!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex on vacation is a tourgasm?
No. Lame. I'm sorry.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with an ax murderer is a goregasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
having sex with Edgar Allan Poe is a nevermoregasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
EW!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with a vegetarian is a herbavorgasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with someone's skin is a poregasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with a Winnie the Poo character is an Eeyoregasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with a designer label could be a Diorgasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with a drawer should be called a... drawergasm?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with Dora would be an exploregasm
oh and statutory rape.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with your headmaster is a dumbledoregasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Being a sex addict will give you an iWantMoregasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex with a screenname would give you Underscore_Gasms613.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex while doing flips of walls and shit is a parkourgasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
Has anyone else actually orgasmed in a dream? Like felt it and everything?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sleeping Beauty? Rip Van Winkler?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex on a camping trip gives you a s'moregasm
Having sex at the centre of the Earth should be called a coregasm
Having sex with a person that's not paying attention to you is an ignoregasm... and it's crippling emotionally.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was trying to think of a witty response to all these sex situations that rhyme with "orgasm." But I couldn't. So now I'm gonna shoot myself.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with a Hispanic dude would be a Señorgasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with someone who has eyes like diamonds is a metaphorgasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with an extinct reptile would be a dinosaurgasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex while debating between two subjects would just be an ORgasm.
No. lame.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex with Snooki would be a JerseyShore-gasm.
amidoinitrite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It'd be horrible.
by Anonymous12 years ago
im 12 and wut is this?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're irritating me.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Premature ejaculation should be called a beforegasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with an ugly person would be an eyesoregasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having oral sex should be called a jaw-gasm
by Anonymous12 years ago
It has to rhyme with snore...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jaw's-soregasm?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You and three of your closest friends would be a fourgasm?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex 8 different times with 8 diffferent people is a score!gasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex with old men should be called lemonpartyorgasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex w/ a black man is a Soregasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having sex in a canoe would give you an oargasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A made up story about having sex could be a folkloregasm?
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