+183 Voldemort will never be able to conjure a Patronus, because he doesn't have a single happy memory, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He wouldn't need to. He's got the dementors on his side

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure killing makes him happy, so he probably has a lot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't matter, his lack of happy memories don't allow dementors to feed off him anyway :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because he's evil doesn't mean he's never happy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if he doesnt have any happy memories that means the dementors wouldnt have anything to feed on....so no need for a patronus :|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

arguements aside, what do you guys think his patronus would be?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honey Badger.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

unless you're joking, really? because i always thought it would be a snake...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A snake. Obviously.

by Anonymous 12 years ago