Nice stealing of GR.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahah. This made me laugh and I'm Catholic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wholeheartedly agree with it and I'm Catholic :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me laugh and I'm God.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(This is a good post, and I'm not trying to be really picky and find minor problems) but, really only 4 chapters talk about the life of Jesus. Those 4 are the "Gospel."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the "and Friends" could be talking about the people on the other books. Moses, Noah, Daniel, King David, etc. are all his friends too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Touche.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

still a good point though, only .06% of the bible is Jesus' life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, just 4 chapters: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. But, really, most of the stories in one chapter is in the other 3 chapters, all 4 chapters tell very similar stories.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but that .06% of the Bible is an extremely crucial part, because it redefines everything that was stated before, and defines everything stated afterward.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or if it had a more up-to-date translation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The NIV, New Living Translation, The Message, Contemporary English Version, and Contemporary Bible are all very easy to comprehend, no "thou, thee thy".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

also children's illustrated bibles. But the more common ones still are pretty archaic to keep the feel of it. While it makes sense, most people just don't have patience with that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The most commonly used version I've seen is NIV.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yo dawg, so den, Jesus was all up like, turning dat water into beer, and his decipals were like, "YEA-YA, PARTY UP IN HERRRRE!" aww yeah, and some lepers and shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have read the Bible if my friend hadn't ruined the ending for me. It was Judas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck him,he bullied my only son.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jesus Christ and the Resurrection Cross.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Repeat from Grouchy Rabbit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, considering the Bible is the best selling book of all time, I don't think you need to worry about Bible sales xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(your mother's vagina): It's also the most shop-lifted book. Irony at it's best.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you just reworded that comment a tiny bit, I think you could turn it into a good Amirite? post!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I alone thinking 'The Adventures of Jesus and Friends' would be more appealing to kids?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, it almost sounds like a comic book title.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is a comic book version of bible, you know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BIBLE=Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or if it was a rap to the beat of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. "In a stable in Jerusalem, born and raised In the churchyard was where I spent most of my days Chillin out max and relaxin all cool And all preachin the gospel to some dudes in the pews When the king named Caesar, who was up to no good Started getting jealous of a baby boy He started killing the babies, and my mom got scared She said 'You're moving to Egypt with your father and I' I waited for my camel, and when it got near, its humps were all lopsided it had some lice in its hair If anything I could say that this thing was gross But I thought, "Ah, forget it, go fast, to Egypt' I pulled up to Egypt at 7 or 8 I yelled to King Caesar "HAHA see you later" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally safe,took a seat on my throne, I was king of the world!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a really cute name for some reason! :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was sent by amiwrong (;

by Anonymous 12 years ago