-779 What do you call a woman who loses 95% of her intelligence? Divorced, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you sideways for that one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If this was the exact opposite, it would be up in he 500's now. Fuck the sexism on this site, I'm tired of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you sure know how to write a senseless sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, my sentence makes sense. Maybe you should learn how to comprehend?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't use the word comprehend like that, because you didn't explain WHAT I should learn to comprehend. Again, your english is shit. "it would be up in he 500's now." Yeah. Totally understandable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My English is not shit, I left out a "t". I'm on an iPod, that happens pretty often. Also, I don't have to explain to you what to comprehend, it is inferred that I am discussing you're reading, as you decided to be a random bitch and attack my English.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm hardly the random bitch, as you were the one to cuss and flip out and say senseless things at some man who clearly is having a hard time with his divorce. Bitch. PS: Link is a dude. Calm your sexual confusion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@380359 (hortator): Have you EVER been on the Internet? This person is a troll, not someone having divorce troubles. By the way, the term "sexism" means unfair treatment of one sex over another. This post is against women, and it got voted down because this board is primarily full of women, but if the post had been the opposite (what do you call a MAN who just lost 95% of his intelligence? Divorced, amirite?), it would have been up in the 500's, as in +500. You clearly didn't comprehend my post, and you attacked me first. I've insulted you twice, before this post, yet you called me senseless, sexually confused, angry...shall I go on?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought we had already established that your original post didn't make sense. That was my original comment. PS: If sexism is the unfair treatment of one sex over another, why are you advocating that if it had been about a man, it would have nearly 500+ "yes you are" votes. You complain when a guy says it about a girl, calling it sexism, but then you say it, and also state that a majority also agrees with you. That makes you not only bad at english, but also a hypocrite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PostScript: I didn't call you senseless. I called your post senseless. It lacked proper punctuation and key letters. Therefore, it was senseless. I don't see why you're getting so worked up. Are you sensitive about divorce because your husband left you? How sad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@380429 (hortator): Do you not understand I'm a GUY? Maybe that will shed some light. Now listen, and think about this before you make another uneducated post: I think it's sexism that a man made a sexist joke that got downvoted, when a woman could have made the same thing that would've gotten voted up because of the extreme majority of women. Make sense now? And my first post did not lack punctuation, and I missed one letter due to quick typing, calm yourself. I'm 13, I've obviously never been divorced, married, or otherwise. And you know why I'm getting so worked up? Read all your posts, and count how many times you insulted me. You've told me I'm awful at English, when I made one mistake, you've called me a girl several times because you are too thick to understand I'm not, and you AREN'T UNDERSTANDING A SINGLE THING I SAY! What the hell is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Just leave me alone, I didn't say a thing that required your input

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you even supposed to be on amirite? I thought there was an age limit. You make me smile little boy. Honestly. I enjoy you. There is no sarcasm in this, but could you tell me a story? I like the way you write. Again, no sarcasm. I honestly want a story.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An age limit? There are plenty of people on this website my age, and even younger than me. I think the age range is mostly 12-18 years. Anyway, a story. Once upon a time, there was a callous bitch...oops, I mean witch, who went on forums alllll day and corrected others' typing. The witch mainly did this because she was lonely, and had anawesome computer setup that allowed her to stay at her computer as long as she liked. She preyed people who she didn't know, after all, aren't arguements where you can't see your opponent the best? The great citizens of amirite hated the witch, but felt pity for her because she had no friends. They began to form a plot to get her some new friends. They snuck out in the dead of night, and killed the evil witch. She had plenty of friends in Hell, and they all spoke properly! What a dream! ~The End.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Edit: an awesome, preyed on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PS: I'm a male.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed when I saw the edit. Another please? A nicer one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's people like you on the low end of The Bell Curve who make the world go round, lmao. All your posts are so incredibly funny! You're just so senseless! Lol!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah man you've done goofed up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im supporting link by far here. HAHAHAH YOU DUN GOOFED.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are the reason I made the post about girls being so offened by sexists jokes. The point you made above was very true and the person arguing with you well lets not go there...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, thanks :')

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah you are: 98. No way: 549 can pretty directly translate into men: 98. women, and men who want to stay out of fights with their girlfriends: 549.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know, that whore tator bitch I argued with "Yeah you are!"d it because she thought the guy actually got divorced...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You people are pathetic. Just because you don't agree with it doesn't make it any less funny. I'm a Jew and I love hearing Jew jokes. I think they're hilarious. Don't be so damn cynical...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is quite funny to read... But I have to agree with hortator. Maybe you shud get back to your school work, Link. I'm sure there must be an middle school science fair coming up soon! School is starting soon, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you should go back to school, you obviously can't type to save your life. Don't take me any less seriously because I'm 13.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh little Link. I thought you would realize, since you are 13 and you obviously know everything there is to know, that some people talk like this through texting and/or internet. I always talk to my friends lyk this, and I assumed you would too, since you are a teen. Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if not many people liked you and wanted to be your friend because of your bratty know-it-all smart-ass attitude. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

come talk to me when you aren't pimply, gawky and you grow about 10 years maturity -wise and then we can talk without one person in the convo talking lyk they're still in the terrible temper tantrum twos:):)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've deduced that you are most likely whore tator, mostly because one of your posts specifically says that you love to post anonymously when you've lost an arguement. The other part is based on the fact that I can't believe anyone besided him/her would be so stupid and ignorant to hunch every 13 year old in the world in a group that is apparently "pimply, gawky, immature, and a smart ass". You know what Mozart was doing when he was 13? Writing some of the best songs in the world, and probably sexing up more women/men then you will EVER get. By the way, typing or texting gives you no right to butcher the English language and make yourself look like an idiot, not that you had to try.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Edit: besides. There needs to be an edit button on here, maybe a 3 minute thing, like with regular posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you call a man that loses 95% of his money (and all of his dignity)? Divorced, amirite? Get a life, dude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Get a sense of humor, dude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahaha ohhh Link. No, I didn't group every 13 year old as smart-ass. No, I was simply stating that YOU are a smart ass. And every thirteen year old IS pimply(puberty and hormones) gawky(growing into your new bodies) and immature(you're only thirteen? Not exactly mature...) And no, I am not hortator. I am a girl. Also, Mozart was living in an entirely different age where they courted people, and did not go "sexing up women". Just shows how much you think you know, but again, you don't. Honestly, your opinion, since you are only 13, really doesn't matter to anyone on this subject of sexism, not because its you, but because even tho it's unfortunate, adults don't tend to care what little children have to say on political subjects. Oh yeah and "by the way", if you're so smart, what kind of a word is "besided"? And I can't say not that you had to try to sound lyk an idiot, becuase again, you are just a widdle bitty young'n!!:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Age doesn't decide intelligence, maturity, or other types of traits like that. For example, Link clearly has at least 60 higher IQ than you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and hortator actually won the arguement by my standards because he replied with some good comebacks at the end there and what did you say to them? Oh right. Nothing. So honestly you really lost. But I won't say it too much cuz u might throw a hissy. Oh wait... Oops I guess I'm too late on that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and hortator actually won the arguement by my standards because he replied with some good comebacks at the end there and what did you say to them? Oh right. Nothing. So honestly you really lost. But I won't say it too much cuz u might throw a hissy. Oh wait... Oooops I guess I'm too late on that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you call a woman who loses 95% of her good looks? Divorced, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT IS A TROLL POST. STOP WHINING ABOUT "SEXISM."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Holy fucking cow, women of amirite... it's joke. I found it funny and so did my mom to be honest. If the joke was about Men it would have 600 YYAs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago