+476 You hate when people ask, "You okay?" when you've been in the bathroom for a while, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Next time just say "Yeah i'm doing great. I just had a nice wank."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yeah, I'm much better! I finally dumped that huge shit!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yeah, just found this great book. I'll come out at the end of the chapter."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When in reality you weren't even using the toilet for most the time you were playing games on your iPod.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So awkward.

by Anonymous 12 years ago