It really sucks when you mess up the punchline of a story. Wait no, I mean the punchline of a joke! Of a JOKE! Ok, let me start over... amirite?

+718 It really sucks when you mess up the punchline of a story. Wait no, I mean the punchline of a joke! Of a JOKE! Ok, let me start over... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is such a great post, it's nice to see genuinely funny stuff on the homepage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Okay. I've got a joke. What did the mermaid see a movie?" "What?" "OH. I messed it up. But it's still funny, right?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I have a joke. What did the peanuts get assaulted." "Uh.." "OHWAIT. That was part of the punchline..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so a mollusk walks up to a sea cucumber...

by Anonymous 12 years ago