..........or if you're rich enough

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think this is worthy of future POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or the futer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Futer jokes can go to hell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's assuming there is a hell. Remember, God isn't real unless someone comes from the futer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're not saving your face from being shot right now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know I know I know. I seriously had to contemplate hitting the "say comment" button but I couldn't resist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the most awkward wording of a button ever: "say comment"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Careful, now. He could use his time macne to travel back in time and prevent your birth...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:O You can see the future!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*futer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then you get swallowed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You only get blown from a hot girl if you're hot. You can always get blown if you lower your standards enough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and both are good with a buttered muffin ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't have to be hot. You just have to be very lucky. Trust me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or persuasive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or well armed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would that be considered rape? Cause I mean you didn't do anything to her..she did it to you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's okay as long as you yell surprise.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ah, alright.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You just have to be a pizza delivery man and hope you show up at a house where a lady 'lost' her purse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Naked Man. 66.7% success rate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

aaand both can have cats in them http://ctrlv.in/74321

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your ability to find cat pictures for EVERY situation is kinda scary..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think she found that picture, I think she took that picture.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She does like cat soup...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Obviously shopped. Any good chef would skin the cat before cooking it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you meant "people are like bowls of soup." Only hot people get blown.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And this is why I hate humanity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You hate humanity because people follow their sexual drive and prefer having oral sex with attractive people rather than unattractive people?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate humanity because humanity is ridiculously superficial and shallow. Oh no. Pimples. The horror. Let's avoid that ugly pepperoni-faced fuck. Oh no. Fat people. Disgraceful humans. Beat them up but don't get your hand stuck. Oh no. Big noses. Hideous Jews. Burn them until they can barely smell the smoke. Seriously the amount of hate I see towards people JUST because they're not aesthetically pleasing is fucking ridiculous. And I'm not one to discriminate against sex but I do discriminate against it if it's just because "she purty lul tap det" because how fucking disgusting can you get? Yeah forget that bitch's hostile personality and smugness she's just so pretty. We've embraced it to the point where TV shows and movies refuse good actors just because they're not attractive to the general public. We've embraced it to the point where the makeup industry is one of the largest industries in first world countries. We've embraced it to the point where women will go on TV or online to discuss how they think they're hideous and are going through their tenth reconstructive surgery. All because "lol tht persun lukz niec tap det". Pathetic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bitch all you want but you know you'd rather have sex with a person that "lukz niec" than a person that doesn't. Also, I appreciate the eye candy on television and in movies. It's not wrong to deny someone a job because they don't appease the consumers of a product they're trying to sell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not if that person was an asshole. Besides I don't have sex with just anyone. I like friendships or relationships. I'll have sex with a good friend, I'll have sex with my partner (naturally), but never just random sex just because they're supa kawaii ugu~. If it comes down to it and both people are exactly the same person besides their appearance, I would go for the more aesthetically pleasing person. And that's how it should be. Beauty in people should be a last resort. It's wrong to consider somebody better than another person based on something they have no choice in. I didn't choose these genetics. I shouldn't be insulted and degraded for it. I can, however, choose my personality. And that means I should be judged in it. And yes, that IS wrong if the reason is "ur 2 uglii lul cya xoxo". That's fucking retarded. I can't believe you'd approve of that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Genetics for intelligence and athletic ability aren't chosen either. Is it wrong to deny someone a job as a professional football player because they're unable to run the entire length of the field without taking breaks? And there are still plenty of jobs for unattractive people in the acting business, just not in the roles traditionally played by attractive people such as heroes and warriors. It's best to choose someone that most resembles the character, and sometimes that means unattractive people are purposefully cast. It simply wouldn't make sense for Mark Zucherburg from The Social Network to be played by Zac Efron or someone else deemed "hot," so they instead cast a plain actor. Is that wrong?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Intelligence can be gained and athleticism can be gained. It's just harder for some people. This is such an illogical argument because you can gain intelligence and athleticism and make it permanent, but you CAN'T CHANGE YOUR LOOKS. And no, that's not wrong. You're just giving me an example that I deem to be right. You didn't give any sort of argument here. They did the right thing by not casting an actor just for their appearance. Resembling a character I can understand. But most characters aren't ridiculously gorgeous. And most movies and shows don't have a character that the actor needs to resemble. So they just go with whoever's hottest, or unattractive. And both of those are wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course you can change your looks... You can diet, you can exercise, you can use teeth whitening products, you can use acne removal cream, you can change your haircut, and so much more. Sure, you'll never look like gorgeous unless you started out with the necessary genes, but you'll never be a genius unless you started out with the necessary genes, either. If you honestly believe Superman should be played by an actor that's overweight with pimples covering his entire face as long as he's better at the actual acting, go ahead and tell me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've made all the points I had to and it's clear you're just going to stay shallow and superficial. Or maybe you'll grow out of it. But sometimes it lasts forever so good luck with that. I'll just be going ahead and blocking you because you don't spark any sort of interest for me to notice you anymore in the future. I'd say it's nothing personal but it kind of is, seeing as how I hate anything remotely superficial.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, way to overreact. I'm not sure how the fact that intelligence and athletic ability are also primarily determined by genetics somehow eludes you, but go ahead and call me "shallow" because I recognize that. I'll let you go back to hating humanity, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*grabs popcorn* Kidding, kidding.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fear the show's already over since he decided to block me once he realized he was a naive prick that hates people that are better looking than him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd agree with you, but my default is a picture of me covered in avocado. I've no room to talk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I wasn't talking about myself, lol. I was talking about the actors he hates because they're attractive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But when it comes to entertainment, it's horribly stupid to hire people who can't act as well because they're more attractive. Disney Channel, for example, is guilty for doing this, and it's one of the reasons why all their shows are garbage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I agree with that. I believe both acting ability and attractiveness should be factors in deciding who to cast, with acting ability being the slightly more important factor. It's ridiculous to claim that attractiveness shouldn't be a factor, though, as that one guy said (I don't know his name because he blocked me, lol).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

/sets self up I'm hot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apparently you're going to get blown, probably not in a good way either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can get an electronic fan to blow you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post is souper clever. Ha-ha. Get it? SOUPer. Heh. ....okay, I'll just leave now. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought the first part of your comment was funny, but then you kinda ruined it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought the part following the first comment was the funny part.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only hot dudes get blown? Seriously ppl, don't you ever watch porn?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope, I have never watched porn in my entire life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Liar!! Gdkgfkdofh!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do you know?

by Anonymous 12 years ago