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Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah. But ewwwww. But yeah...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Women masturbating isn't something I'd say "ewww" at...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought it was...
Should I comment Anonymously or not?
by Anonymous12 years ago
amg anther potd bot mastrbtin in wet drems. siriusly? wat is tis? the intimancy secton in fml? comon. plz ant pic it up plz.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually Ants can carry up to three times there body weight. I'd like to see you make a website as well-designed as this one, and then pick a Potd that is unanimously liked all of the time. If you can pick a post that absolutely every person is happy with then you have the right to comment with shitty grammer. Otherwise, bring your trolling back to Club Penguin.
Naah, Club Penguin'll ban you at the drop of a hat. He'd never survive there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Club Penguin's some tough shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lol owned.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think girls might be offended
by Anonymous12 years ago
I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why do people seem to think female masturbation is gross? It's not gross, it's fun and kinda hot to watch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah it is
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yup, it's called porn
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hate how it's so taboo for girls to talk about masturbating, like we're doing some dirty thing. I "Jill off" sometimes and that's normal and healthy. Grow up children.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I do too, but not so much since my girlfriend started doing it for me. My hand just doesn't compare...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha I totally understand. I'm home for the summer away from my man and it's just not the same.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I read that as menstruation
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm sure some people find that hot too, but they're weird.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Considering my name is Jill, please God, don't let this catch on....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha.. it isn't like every Jack on the planet is forever scarred because their name happens to be in a phrase that is directly related to old fat men jacking off to little girls on Chat-Roulette.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Did you know "jacking off" was originally known as "ernesting off"?
by Anonymous12 years ago
cool story, bro.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It would make more sense if that were the name for guy masturbation.
by Anonymous12 years ago
or jacking off would work too..
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes
by Anonymous12 years ago
Um, it's already called that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jack Off Jill
by Anonymous12 years ago
That would require Jill to be a transexual
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack came down with a frown
Because Jill's a bloody tranny
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jill sure did choose a bad time to menstruate. Remember, kiddies. Leave the analingus to the professionals.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That just sounds kind of awkward to me though?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought some people called it schlicking.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shit + licking? I am WAY off on how I thought women masturbated.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or mistressbation.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jilling sounds like something that happens in christmas songs.
Dreaming of a white christmas.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not just a white Christmas. A CREAM Christmas.
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
If a guy is a voyeur, would that make a girl a voyeuse?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But upon his cock, there was no sock, so a baby soon was born
All because Jack learned everything he ever knew from porn
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and pushed a little harder,
and stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a daughter.
credit goes to all those perverted friends of ours.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Guys: After reading this post you went and fapped, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I feel dirty loving all of these comments.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well then dont.
by Anonymous12 years ago
NO.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dang I felt special and now you're going around loving on everybody else.
This relationship is over.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm a whore, but if it's any consolation, I extra love your comments.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I say we change the way of saying you're just "Joshing" someone when you tell a joke. We should know call it "Jacking". "Oh don't worry bro, I'm just Jacking you!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
They should both be Jilling. Because hands are shapped like Jill :D Unless you don't use a hand.. in which case call it whatever you want >_>
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thank Swiftkaratechop for making me realize my hand looks like that. Haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
Everytime I think of swiftkaratechop I think of him thanking his mom for mother's day. "I love you mom. Thanks for letting me fall out of your vagina."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I always think of a song he had in one of his episodes. "I'm okay, if you're gay. As long as you don't, bust a nut, in my butt."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've never thought my hand looks like a Jill. Whatever a Jill looks like.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It looks like the actual word Jill. Your thumb and pointer finger make the J and the rest of your fingers are the i-l-l.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, true. But it doesn't look it when it's in use.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually, people have been calling it that already for a while...
by Anonymous12 years ago
It is.
by Anonymous12 years ago
dane cook is so funny :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dane Cook, this post is funny, and whether or not its offensive, is up for debate, but sadly it is not original.
by Anonymous12 years ago
*fap fap fap*
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm making this comment for the sole purpose for getting a love from Crobat.
by Anonymous12 years ago
oooh... that's gotta be awkward. Guess he just doesn't love you...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm replying to this for the same reason.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Jilling off just doesn't have the same ring to it :/ neither does schlicking. Dammit, we need a word that rolls of the tongue (like fap)!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I couldn't help buy giggle immaturely at this.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm a manwhore
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm hiring.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My dear daughter: Every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My dear mother: Every time YOU masturbate, God covers his eyes in horror.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When someone watches Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide
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